- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A Duck walks into a bar.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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