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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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