What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Do the roar!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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