Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Hail Hitler

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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