- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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