Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Roses are red, yup.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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White men's rights

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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