A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A women left the kitchen.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Women's Rights

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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