Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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every cloud has a silver lining

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deez nuts

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Praise Paisley

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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