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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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