Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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