- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

whats gay and american? a gay american

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

why am I writing this...im bored

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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