Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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PICKLES

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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