A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call an arab ?

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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