a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What would Muhammed do?

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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