- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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