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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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