- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

ever tried african food? they neither

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

your no better than a cockroach

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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