- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Nobody cares maddie!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Honk if you're Amish!

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