Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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kkkk

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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