Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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hi penis ham telephone

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Roses are flowers.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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