What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

If you just read this, You're dead.

dallen loves penis

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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