Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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WNBA

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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