- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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