What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Heskey time.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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