- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Of course, first door on your left

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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