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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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