- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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