- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

An Asian with a big dick.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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