What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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