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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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