twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A whole 'nother.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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stinky boner

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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