hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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y u no like me joke?

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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I love you

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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- Helen Keller

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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