- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

you give like i give lomain

why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

AIDS

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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