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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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