So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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