- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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