What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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