- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What? Yes.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Connor is homo

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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