person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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