- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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