What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Anti Joke

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