- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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