what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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