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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

knock knock come in

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

How high is the sky? True or False

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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