- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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