- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

The New York Giants

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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