The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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