- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red Im adopted

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

the redsox

Knock knock.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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