A seal walks into a club.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A dyslexic blind man

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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