Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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