- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A muslim paints Mohammed

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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