I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

knock knock who's there ?

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Caramel Boing.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Anti Joke

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