Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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I went to work today....

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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