a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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