how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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anti jokes are really funny

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