wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

you give like i give lomain

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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