Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Lil Wayne

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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