An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Antijokes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Your're racist.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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