- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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