Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

why did the zebra cross the road?

penis

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A baby seal walks into a club.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

why did you poop because you are a poop

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