Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

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