A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

taking out the trash... at night

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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