How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

WOw you have no life

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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