- Anti Joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

my egg roll

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A baby seal walks into a club.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.