- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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