Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Women's rights

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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