The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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A man walked into a bar owch

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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