Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Justin beiber's penis

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Fat? Jesse Z

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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