- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What is white and black and red all over.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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