Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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