how do you win a game try your best

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

I hate Jews The Holocaust

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A American seeking into mexico

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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