- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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