- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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