What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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