A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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