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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

boobs!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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