- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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