What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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haha Otarts was here

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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