- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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