Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Knock Knock Come in

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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