Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

homosexual rights to marriage

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

haha Otarts was here

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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