What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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mark is life

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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