- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

The government

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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