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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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