Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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