Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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