- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

the midget went to the midget store

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Robin get in the batmobile!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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