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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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