this website is a bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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