- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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