- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Justin Beiber

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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