- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Justin Beiber

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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