- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Get up Look in the mirror

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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