What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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