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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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