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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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