- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Ron Paul for President!

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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