Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Hello penis

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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