Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

I'm Polish.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Penis chickens

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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