what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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