- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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