- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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